Video Post #1

[bewareboy6]

[Kazuo's face appears on the screen before he sets the Dreamberry down so that it shows him with a rather large pumpkin. He looks at it a moment before looking back at the Dreamberry.]

I do not understand the arrivals of these pumpkins.

Are they a part of this "Halloween" people speak of?

[He cocks his head to the side like he's mimicking a look of curiosity.]

Comments

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I cannot procreate with a pumpkin.

[nie_unschuldig]

Masturbation has nothing to do with reproduction; it's more fun and stress relief.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

It is fun too?

[nie_unschuldig]

Of course it is and you don't have to worry about anybody else enjoying it.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I do not care if they do.

[nie_unschuldig]

True, but this way you don't have to listen to them whine about it or worry about STDs.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

What does STD stand for?

[nie_unschuldig]

Sexually transmitted disease. Things that make your dick fall off or makes you think it's going to do so.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

That would be a problem.

[nie_unschuldig]

One way of looking at it. Sure as hell wouldn't be any fun; unless burning, itching and pus is your idea of a good time?

So a pumpkin or some other method would be your best bet.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I am not stressed.

[nie_unschuldig]

Just for the hell of it works as well.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

Then you use pumpkins.

[nie_unschuldig]

I've never need to, but with so many around it might be worth a go.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

How would a woman use them?

[nie_unschuldig]

[Good question...]

Maybe not a pumpkin, but she could use another type of gourd or squash. Longer, thinner, not so ball shaped.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

Then pumpkins are better for men.

[nie_unschuldig]

Considering the size and shape, yes. And you can always find pumpkins in different sizes to meet any need.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

That is useful.

[nie_unschuldig]

Absolutely and when pumpkins aren't in season there are many other things you could use instead. Just takes a little creativity.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

Other things can be used then?

[nie_unschuldig]

[He almost feels bad about this conversation...almost. Kid needs some kind of education, why not give it to him?]

Fruits, vegetables, fabric, pillows, balloons, pastries, toilet paper rolls, pipes, flash light...the list is endless.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

You have a lot of free time.

[nie_unschuldig]

Didn't say I used them, but as you saw I am able to see what others do with their free time.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

They have a lot of free time then.