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[bewareboy6]

[Kazuo's face appears on the screen before he sets the Dreamberry down so that it shows him with a rather large pumpkin. He looks at it a moment before looking back at the Dreamberry.]

I do not understand the arrivals of these pumpkins.

Are they a part of this "Halloween" people speak of?

[He cocks his head to the side like he's mimicking a look of curiosity.]

Comments

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

A little? They're most famous for their use as jack-o-lanterns on Halloween night.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

What is a jack-o-lantern?

[nie_unschuldig]

Traditionally they are linked; then again, knowing this place it's just to fuck with everyone.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

What does the arrival of pumpkins have to do with sex?

[nie_unschuldig]

[Give a troll an opening like that and he's going to take it and run.]

You take them and cut them open just enough for masturbation.

[The kid won't get it, but it's still more fun than trying to explain anything else at the moment.]

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I cannot procreate with a pumpkin.

[nie_unschuldig]

Masturbation has nothing to do with reproduction; it's more fun and stress relief.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

It is fun too?

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

What is it... Well, it's a pumpkin with a face carved into it. The inside is hollowed out and a light placed inside. After dark, the light shines through the openings created from the face.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

What is it used for?

[nie_unschuldig]

Of course it is and you don't have to worry about anybody else enjoying it.

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

Decoration, mostly.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

Decoration.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I do not care if they do.

[nie_unschuldig]

True, but this way you don't have to listen to them whine about it or worry about STDs.

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

You're probably better off finding something to cook with the insides.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

What does STD stand for?

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

The inside is edible then.

[nie_unschuldig]

Sexually transmitted disease. Things that make your dick fall off or makes you think it's going to do so.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

That would be a problem.

[1blackcat.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You can find some recipes in a cookbook; I don't know any myself.

[nie_unschuldig]

One way of looking at it. Sure as hell wouldn't be any fun; unless burning, itching and pus is your idea of a good time?

So a pumpkin or some other method would be your best bet.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I am not stressed.

[bewareboy6.livejournal.com]

I will go to the library then.

[nie_unschuldig]

Just for the hell of it works as well.